3...2...1... CONTACT!

It's a thing with me... organization. I try and I try, but it just seems that between birthgrowingkidsmarriage[morekids]divorcedeathmarriagedivorce[again]retirement[cellphones]moving[DEATHFORREAL] there is no time and I can't keep up with all you people. I'm busy too (notice the kids comment above) and no matter how hard I try, I lose touch.

With your busy life, its your best chance to get a Christmas card from me... and I know your life depends on it.